Sorry for not being around a lot recently, so much stuff has been happening i havent had time even for food and sleep recently but since i got some time i thought i owe you all an explaination.

Since I found out i got the job as a manager at McD I have been preparing to move to Essex and get myself fully prepared for the job. So not having any wheels I spent the last of my savings on a car.

I got a peugeot 106 which is only six years old. I bought it of a Ukrainian lad who didnt fully grasp the concept of worth, anyone can look in a price guide and see that the car was worth around £2200 because it had only 50k miles. After much sucking of air through my teeth and a great deal of tyre kicking i got it for £1200 and told him he was blatantly ripping me off. Anyway i got a car so i could atleast get to work.

Next i needed a place to stay and this has only come about recently, im gonna be moving into a flat with two strangers on tuesday and bit worried about it but atleast i will have my own space. Beats sleeping on a bean bag in a sleeping bag on your inlaws floor but they have been good to me recently.

Anyway so I have been employed now for about three weeks and Im having a great time. I really enjoy being on top of the products, cooking them, regulating them and serving them. But whats best is the command I have already established over the kitchen crew, the whole management side has been fun especially when im on "wrap and call".

Wrap and call is a system where i stand at the face ofthe products and monitor the supply/demand ratio. when i meet a glitch in my little system im allowed to get very angry at someone, shouting at peoiple can be very theraputic. All the while im barking directions and commands in a random manner and just having a right royal time making sure the customer gets exactly what they want.

I havent had this much fun since i was at uni and i havent been this happy for a long time. Not only do i enjoy the job but im getting paid a SHIT load of cash for the treat, six months ago i was applying for jobs that only got half the wages im getting now. Everythign is going great and im scheduled for a promotion mid-march.

I had a bit of a mixed christmas. Seeing James wake up on christmas morning full of excitememnt was very special, sort of reminds me of what i was like 15 years ago. We put some presents in his bed next to him so when he woke up he would be surprised, howvever being 2 years old he was more confussed to start with he was holding a large wrapped box and he just kept saying "BOX" in a confussed but pleased way.

Speaking of which james's 2nd birthday was a lot of fun, it makes me feel great knowing that i can buy all the things i want for him now where when i was unemployed i only had 44 quid a week to cover all my living costs.

New years eve i ended up working, I finnished at about 8pm, thats just the way the shift worked out and i couldnt complain cos they let me have a long time off for christmas, you know, swings and roundabouts and all that crap. Just had a quiet time.

I hope all my friends are having a great time at whatever they are doing. Particularly Oni since i have been unable to chat for some time, I SO FUCKING CANT WAIT TILL THE JUO GET BACK ON THA BORGAL. At the earliest opportunity let me know when you are availible and i will free up my schedule and we can get back to some intense nick fury fuckarounds, jackal slaying and orc watching.

Speaking of the latter, it was always a mystery to me as to who could possible want a 20 mcnugget meal. I mean 6 is quite a few and nine is all you could need in nugget terms so i couildnt see the point in a box of 20. i was unde rthe impression that a small family might share one. OH NO! I was wrong. Twenty McNuggets is ORC FOOD in the same way that they only smoke Regals.

Whenever im cooking chicken and someone at the tills places an order for a box of 20 nuggets before i do ANYTHING else i always check out the customer and I gaurentee that 95% of the time they will be huge, hairy, wearing studded leather armour, carrying a rusty broad sword and growling loudly. or maybe thats just what i see in my mind.

Ive some how lost the main theme of my update. So on that note i shall conclude.

Thanks if you got this far, but ive had to cut lots of crap out.

keep in touch.